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5th-Sep-2011 01:38 am(no subject)
cas wings and gun
some people call me the space cowbooooooooooooooooy
17th-Mar-2011 07:11 pm - Writer's Block: Have a drink on me
joshsammyclay pot
If you were going to make a signature drink that was named after you, what would you put in it?


my dick.
14th-Mar-2011 06:53 pm(no subject)
cas wings and gun
"Long is the way and hard, that out of Hell leads up to the Light."
14th-Feb-2011 01:32 am - give up the ghost
aiden XD
being human icons (there goes the neighbourhood 2/2)Collapse )
13th-Feb-2011 12:05 am - being human icons
joshsammyclay pot



there goes the neighborhood 1/2Collapse )
15th-Dec-2010 03:06 pm(no subject)
joshsammyclay pot
i'm going under
12th-Nov-2010 08:41 pm - Writer's Block: BFFs
joshsammyclay pot
If you were in solitary confinement for the rest of your life, and you discovered a cockroach in your room, would you kill it or make it your friend?


kill it. and eat it.
7th-Nov-2010 10:34 pm(no subject)
joshsammyclay pot
Stranger: Row row row your boat...
You: GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM
Stranger: THROW YOUR PARENTS OVERBOARD AND WATCH THEM WHILE THEY SCREAM!!
You: AGAIN!
Stranger: ?
You: ONE MORE TIME!
You: IN ROUNDS!
Stranger: ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAAAAT
You: ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT
Stranger: GENTLY DOWN THE STREEEEAMMM
You: GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM
Stranger: THROW YOUR PARENTS OVERBOARD
You: THROW YOUR PARENTS OVERBOARD
Stranger: AND WATCH THEM WHILE THEY SCREAM
You: AND WATCH THEM WHILE THEY SCREAM
You: beautiful
Stranger: BRILLIANT!
5th-Sep-2010 01:03 pm(no subject)
joshsammyclay pot
Guys, I'm fucking sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker fucking hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all fucking worse is that I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea.
16th-Aug-2010 02:17 am(no subject)
joshsammyclay pot
if i could get the internet to raise the $2000 i need. i would cut my hair to look like andy milonakis and do a youtube video of me doing one of his raps. i swear to god i would.
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