joshsammyclay pot

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Stranger: Row row row your boat...
You: GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM
Stranger: THROW YOUR PARENTS OVERBOARD AND WATCH THEM WHILE THEY SCREAM!!
You: AGAIN!
Stranger: ?
You: ONE MORE TIME!
You: IN ROUNDS!
Stranger: ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAAAAT
You: ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT
Stranger: GENTLY DOWN THE STREEEEAMMM
You: GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM
Stranger: THROW YOUR PARENTS OVERBOARD
You: THROW YOUR PARENTS OVERBOARD
Stranger: AND WATCH THEM WHILE THEY SCREAM
You: AND WATCH THEM WHILE THEY SCREAM
You: beautiful
Stranger: BRILLIANT!
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joshsammyclay pot

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Guys, I'm fucking sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker fucking hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all fucking worse is that I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea.
joshsammyclay pot

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if i could get the internet to raise the $2000 i need. i would cut my hair to look like andy milonakis and do a youtube video of me doing one of his raps. i swear to god i would.